God:
Happy Veteran's Day! I figured this day would mean much more to you than anyone else seeing as so many people have fought battles in your name.
How do you choose sides? If Christians and Muslims are strapping bombs to their chests, how do you decide whose dynamite malfunctions and whose body gets blown into a bloody mass? Football must be easy because I'm sure you have a coin or something that you toss, but holy wars must be a difficult thing to determine the outcome of. One of my friends tells me that you probably choose the group who go to church the most, but I disagree because nobody like a kiss-ass. I have a theory, and correct my if I'm wrong, that the group who you favor in battle is the one who has murdered the least amount of people. It seems to make the most sense since murder is a mortal sin. I would appreciate any insight.
Enjoy your day off!
Phil
