So here we are in May, and I haven't posted a single thought since February. There are two reasons for this:
1. I've been preparing for the rapture and am broadcasting from a military base deep in the mountains of northern Canada.
2. Despite what was illustrated in their brochure, the military base is NOT a WiFi hot spot.
Imagine my surprise when I came out of hiding and everything was still hunky dorry.
It got me thinking, though. What if the rapture came and went and no one noticed because none of us were good enough to go to Heaven? What if Jesus stepped out of his UFO, took a look around, and said, "Seriously? Well, it may not be a complete waste of time. Looks like there's an In and Out Burger in .7 miles according to my iPhone."
My hopes are still up, though, as I have an unsettling fantasy about living in a post apocalyptic future and having to fight for meals, gasoline, and Pokemon cards.
