So you've decided to freeze yourself in carbonite (pt. 2).

Been having a lot of strange dreams. I figure it's because I'm in a vegetative state.

I actually found out recently that broccoli can sense pain. I find this ironic because vegans, to avoid killing something, have to eat a lot of broccoli to get their iron. And here they are, the genocidal bastards, killing every helpless broccoli they can get their malnurished hands on! You patchouli stinking twits make me sick! What's even more ironic is that the word "ironic" contains the word "iron", which actually isn't ironic at all but simply a funny coincidence.

I trust the world is falling apart nicely. I'll be ignoring it if you need me. Tally ho.